Thursday, April 2, 2026

Jesse Welles - Better To Die In Iran

 Jesse Welles - Better to Die in Iran

 

on the 33rd day of the new permawar

the April Fools came out said wait

there's more unlike anything you've ever seen before

an unstoppable military force

just be sure to check the lint traps on the USS Ford

while the parents of the dead beg

finish the job hurry

just whose anger is it

an Operation Epic Fury they say that it's better

to die in Iran

for your country and your pride

than to live in a nation

that would ask you to be kind

better to die in Iran

to go out in style

than to prosecute a rapist

or convict a pedophile

better to die in Iran

to go down in the fight

Than to accept that the future

might not be all white

better to die in Iran

than to cure the nation's hunger

take their supreme leader

make him 30 years younger

they're a threat but not a threat

we've already won

we're still winning

rather fly around the moon

than to ever stop the killing

better to die 

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