Sunday, May 17, 2026

Jordan Michael Tuesday - Hug Me (song parody)

Jordan Michael Tuesday - Hug Me (song parody)


This is the song I want you guys to play on your first date. Uh on your way to Chick-fil-A. Wait, Chick-fil-A?

Hug [singing and music] me within my parents guidelines nicely among a [music and singing] group of

friends. Bring bring your siblings. Yes, you wear the [music and singing] shoes. I'll wear

that denim dress. Oh, hug me inside the [singing] pit and to the side. Lead me [music] in Bible study more. Use your open hand.

Act like a man and [singing and music] get the door for me. I'm not a piece of garbage, so hug me.

Wait, are you saying I have to play this song on my first date?

[singing and music]

Hug me. You're not my husband here yet.

Might be a 50/50 chance. We'll see. See if you answer. [singing and music] Yes.

290 questions on my father's list. Don't hug me.

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